mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

I feel like you might be a knight or a paladin or something?? A class that could have outrageous tacky armor lol



I’ve never actually played a character like that, but I’ve wanted to. As of recently I have had a lot of fun playing wizards who only know a bunch of spells that only do stuff outside of combat. And inside combat just make a bunch of jokes and not really help with anything.

File under:
#I mean

0ptimized:

What I am looking for in a person:
- Muscles
- Green eyes
- Fiery temperament 
- Depressed loner 
- Facial scars
- Chief of Police

Lin Beifong
I am looking for Lin Beifong

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